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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:27
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What exactly is digital marketing?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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